July 2011
2 posts
May 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
7 posts
2 tags
A Ten Word review of The Android @twitter Client... →
Completely revamped with New look, less clutter. New fave client.
January 2011
6 posts
A Ten Word review of Bousfield's Unpasteurized... →
Holy Crap! This tastes just like crushed apples and awesomeness!
A Ten Word review of Super High Me →
Thin concept concieved by stoners. This movie goes nowhere… slowly
A Ten Word review of Parks & Rec Ep 302: Flu... →
Held back from tweeting ALL the funny lines. Peed pants.
A Haiku review of The Apple TV Refresh →
Same thing but smaller
Still waiting for the app store
It’s good, not perfect
December 2010
13 posts
“Vengeance is mine, quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freaking...”
– Captain Hank Murphy
1 tag
A Ten Word review of Watching Food Television →
I’d like this more if I could eat the food.
November 2010
0 posts
October 2010
34 posts
8 Halloween Costumes that Probably won't get you... →
6 tags
A Haiku review of My Last Meeting Regarding the... →
Smashing head through wall
My time would be better spent
Eating glass and nails
A Ten Word review of Angry Birds Beta for Android →
Cannot play on my phone. My heart might just break.
A Ten Word review of The Diaspora Code Release →
Fuck! They wrote this in ruby? I Guess I’ll wait.
A Ten Word review of The McDonalds on Barton and... →
Waited for my sundae as it melted on the counter.
A Haiku review of Showdown With Bobby Flay →
This seems so setup
No way this guy doesn’t know
The man is coming
A Ten Word review of Corn Nuts →
The smell of corn nuts reminds me of cat shit.
A Haiku review of Haiku Reviews →
This is the first line
This here is the second line
And here’s the third line
A Ten Word review of Realizing that it's reading... →
Horray for peace and quiet. I can’t wait for summer.
A Ten Word review of Having Two Types of Cake for... →
My stomach feels full but I could probably eat more
A Ten Word review of Family Day →
I think this might be the best family day ever.
A Ten Word review of Creating 10 Word Reviews →
This is one of the funnest things I’ve ever done.
A Ten Word review of Being in Two Places at Once →
Could someone please spot me the cash for a clone?
A Ten Word review of Participating in Team Sports... →
I’d rather spend lunch time shaving hair from angry dogs.
A Ten Word review of the New Hershey's Kisses... →
Nore more gritty chocolate. These are some creamy chocolate kisses.